HERE'S THE REAL REASON ROSEANNE NEEDS TO BE CANCELED AGAIN. (MAYBE TAKE THEO VON OUT TOO!)

Jul 01, 2023

The Holocaust? I mean why believe that? Why not just try to make us believe that the World Trade Center buildings were wired in advance to collapse like stacks of pancakes? I mean, do people have that much time on their hands? How bad does Roger Friedman at Showbiz 411 or Room 222 or whatever his sad little website is called need the click bounce from Drudge that he got to start this new forest fire on Roseanne's ass all over again?

People are saying, "Listen to the whole interview with Theo Von, it vindicates her." You don't need to. You can listen to the truncated one Roger posted to know she wasn't saying, "Zero Jews died in the Holocaust." Not at all. It's damn clear she isn't saying that. She's using that as an ironclad, unimpeachable truth to poke fun at something she sees as maybe not seen as so firm and certain: the 2020 election. That's most likely the heart of the new round of heat.

Yet, 'they' just think it's a better, smarter, more incandescent thing to go after her for. 'She's a Holocaust denier.' 'She's evil.' 'She's out of her mind.' 'She has to be stopped.' 'She shouldn't be allowed to speak.'

THE REAL STORY

No. She's a comic. She was messing around with another comic. Here's the real story. The real reason to take her down again. She's an election denier. And she was doing it in a world populated with idiots that are poised to jump on anyone that isn't on their team who says or does anything they think they can exploit. Good one, Roger. You know damn well what she was saying. Good one, folks that bought Drudge. Good one to all the others that jumped on her this time.

Theo Von thankfully came out in defense of Roseanne.

CAN'T STOP STUPID

That didn't stop the morons. YouTube still took the episode down. Largely thanks to people like this guy;

Ronald Lauder, the head of the World Jewish League of over-reactors, or whatever Jewish board of whatever he's the head of, who issued the following stupid statement:

“I am calling on both Apple Music and Spotify to remove this content from their streaming libraries immediately, for as long as Theo Von's hateful voice is carried on their platforms, they are in league with those who wish harm to Jews the world over.”

Yeah, sure, Theo Von is in league with those who wish harm to Jews all over the world.

YOU EVER LISTEN TO THEO?

He doesn't have a mean bone in his body. I bet he's not even sure where Israel is on a map. He's got no gripe with anyone. He likes Roseanne because she's a stand-up. That's his tribe. She makes him laugh. Roseanne is a great comic when she's into it. Was this funny? Maybe not. She was on a podcast, talking about what her truth is. She doesn't see the 2020 election as having been real. Get the F over it! I don't see the Gore election as having been real. I'll whine about it every chance I get. Hillary Clintonites were saying Trump was illegitimate his whole term starting ten minutes into the damn thing. They spent the whole time leading up to his inaugural trying to do everything they could to get the election annulled, started a fake Russian campaign on his administration with illegal misinformation that Clinton paid for, and when he was inaugurated they burned the city down and called themselves the 'resistance,' then lived up to it for four years. So don't memory hole us all, fellas. Let Roseanne whine if she wants, and if she does, don't try to gaslight her into being a Holocaust denier because she isn't.

OUT OF THEIR MINDS

Is she a little nutty? Uh... Yeah. So are all the people going after her. Out of their minds nutty. Like dogs chasing after cars that are gonna ram their heads in nutty. They all need to calm down. In the past I gave her a hard time because she didn't do a great Fox special. Because she wasted a prime opportunity to speak her mind. To use her platform. Say what she wanted to say. That being said, she's a strong comic with a unique voice when she's in the game skipping rope. Rogan and Hinchcliffe and the Austin, TX, new era gatekeepers have given her safe harbor, which I respect. For people to think they can take her down again is bullshit.

HOW DARE SHE?

I'd like to see some big-time Democrats, Valerie Jarrett, maybe RFK Jr., Susan Rice, stick up for her. Tell people to back off. That won't happen, I know, but let's be real. No one in their right mind believes this one. They just want to hate. That's at the bottom of this dark hole. They want to hate because she's talking about 2020. How dare she? We told everyone two nights after the election it was the fairest election ever, and so it was over and that was that. Quit mentioning it. Fuck Roseanne for doing it again. She's got it coming. She must have taken some horse pills or something.

CAN YOU HANDLE THE TRUTH?

You want the truth? Can you handle the truth? I think Theo Von is CIA. I do. I think he's a CIA boy. A plant. I don't even think he's from the South. I think he's a Jewish kid from Manhattan who's putting it all on. Playing dumb. Setting good people like Roseanne up. Getting her to talk shit about the election and the Holocaust. A two-fer. A double banger. You don't get that lucky and this kind of publicity if you're just a funny-as-hell hick with goofy hair. You have to be a Langley-trained Jewish CIA guy. You have to be playing four levels of inter-political-hate chess to know full well how to bring the Hebrew Comic Roseanne, the right-wing hubba-hubba crowd, the anti-Holocaust pin-ups, Steve Bannon, and all the Bannon boy bootlickers tumbling down with one magic bullet.